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Beat someone up, become a millionaire.
Beat someone up, become a millionaire.
I think I'll go kill someone and sue the phone ringtone adverts people for encouraging me to become homicidal. I'll say repetitively being forced to listen to such adverts caused me to believe that the entire population of Britain had become ill and unhuman by demanding the ridiculous amount of playtime on television, and through delusions of grandeur and revelations that evolution demanded that all lovers of these ringtones deserved to be wiped out for the human species to continue advancing as a race, it caused me to go on a rampage to start purifying humanity by slaughtering anyone I heard using an irritating ringtone in my what was obviously "foolish" belief to make the world a better place.
*breathes*
I think I'll kill that police officer.
First off, thats police brutality, you aint allowd to assault the person your arresting, so they should be the ones paying up, not getting payed. Despite the fact its in the rough neighbourhood of Inglewood, doesnt give any officer the right to beat up someone.
Only in America could something like that happen. America practically runs on lawyers and lawsuits. Like the one about some NYC teenagers who tryed to sue McDonalds cos they claimed it made them fat....thats just low.
Another one where a woman sued mcdonalds, and won, because she burnt her mouth on the coffee she was sold, and claimed it should have had a "hot" warning on it...they werent gonna sell you cold coffee now, were they?!
>they werent gonna sell you cold
> coffee now, were they?!
Yes, actually.
Repeatedly.
> Only in America could something like that happen.
and only in America could a burglar break into a house get beat up by the homeowner and then claim a big fat compensation cheque.......oh wait
Anyway, nice to see the Rodney King debacle taught the LA Police Force alot.
They don't call it La-La-Land for nothing
> ShortyUK wrote:
> >they werent gonna sell you cold
> coffee now, were they?!
>
> Yes, actually.
> Repeatedly.
Well go back and chuck it over the trainee, and demand a refund!
>
> Well go back and chuck it over the trainee, and demand a refund!
Then they'll sue you for 1.6 million! Aha!
> Beat someone up, become a millionaire.
I already did that to Diaz in "GTA: Vice City"
> ShortyUK wrote:
>
> Well go back and chuck it over the trainee, and demand a refund!
>
> Then they'll sue you for 1.6 million! Aha!
Not in the UK they wont :) Although the trainee will proberly swing a punch at you, but if its greasy geek, then he'll proberly run around screaming "AHHHH Its burning me AHHH!"