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"Begone wicked demons!"

Christ almighty, I wish I believed in God right now, because I might be seeing him soon. I've never been this ill in all my life. It's flu or the plague or something. Either way I've been bed-ridden for the last 3-4 days, and I haven't even been sick yet. I'm really, really hoping it's not glandular fever, because my glands are swollen, and I've got the same symptoms (or is it signs?) as a couple of other people I know that have had it. I've honestly never been as racked with as much pain, or been as tired and not been able to sleep in my life. I wish I was being a drama queen, but a manly man like me being as ill as this isn't good.

Not being able to focus on stuff or get up is wrong, right?

Poor lamb. Go to the Doctors.

after this you have the right to belittle your mates who arrange their own funeral at the first sign of a runny nose.

Last time I had proper flu (been off most of last week with a stinking cold) I sweated myself dehydrated, had me eyes rolling in the back of my head and hallucanated for 4 straight hours. My parents (who I was living with at the time) were considering calling an ambulance.

Best advice I can give is drink water constantly.

All good wholesome fun. :/

Christ almighty, I wish I believed in God right now, because I might be seeing him soon. I've never been this ill in all my life. It's flu or the plague or something. Either way I've been bed-ridden for the last 3-4 days, and I haven't even been sick yet. I'm really, really hoping it's not glandular fever, because my glands are swollen, and I've got the same symptoms (or is it signs?) as a couple of other people I know that have had it. I've honestly never been as racked with as much pain, or been as tired and not been able to sleep in my life. I wish I was being a drama queen, but a manly man like me being as ill as this isn't good.

Not being able to focus on stuff or get up is wrong, right?