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"Begone wicked demons!"

Christ almighty, I wish I believed in God right now, because I might be seeing him soon. I've never been this ill in all my life. It's flu or the plague or something. Either way I've been bed-ridden for the last 3-4 days, and I haven't even been sick yet. I'm really, really hoping it's not glandular fever, because my glands are swollen, and I've got the same symptoms (or is it signs?) as a couple of other people I know that have had it. I've honestly never been as racked with as much pain, or been as tired and not been able to sleep in my life. I wish I was being a drama queen, but a manly man like me being as ill as this isn't good.

Not being able to focus on stuff or get up is wrong, right?

Goatboy wrote:
> You haven't been bitten by a cute monkey recently escaped from a lab
> somewhere have you?

It wasn't cute.

Feeling a lot better today, actually got some sleep last night. All that praying to God really worked.

You haven't been bitten by a cute monkey recently escaped from a lab somewhere have you?

I hate being really ill. Stupid statement I know, but the last time I was, I also caught a cold just to top it all off - so there I was, completely weak and immobilised because my body was dying, and I had a runny nose as well. Great. Just made it all the more enjoyable.

I mean to say that I've been blessed, Brian.

eh?

Once I had a high fever during the Christmas holidays, and despite being on the medicine (dunno what it was, I was only 6 at the time), my condition was deteriorating.

One evening I was feeling dizzy, my eyes blurred and I was about to black out; but then I saw her - a lady in white, too pure to be human. She then extended her arms and gave what seemed to be a bowl of magic potion.

"Drink this", she said with her sincere voice. I drunk the entire bowl, a sweet yet healthy taste remaining long after the effects of the potion wore off. I could finally find peace and slept. When I woke, the angel was gone.

Days later, I showed signs of recovering, and a week into the New Year I was up and walking again. I'll neer forget that day, the day I met an angel...

monkey_man wrote:

> My lamb is fine.

Well that's good news than.

> It's me I'm worried about.

Pfft! You're still breathing, what's to worrry about.

did you get into contact anyone who was ill (or had a runny nose or whatever), if so was it between a week or a couple of days before you fell ill?

Thinking more extreme, did you get into contact any animals or tropical animals of anykind?

If so, you probably contracted whatever they got.

Look on the bright side, at least you're well enough to post, so you'll live.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Poor lamb.

My lamb is fine. It's me I'm worried about.

Get the doctor to come to you they get paid enough!