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"Pants"

Classic Star Wars lines with "pants" substituted for comedic effect.
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I cannot teach this boy, he has no pants

I find your lack of pants disturbing

Grand Moff Tarkin…I should have recognised your foul pants when I was brought aboard.

She must have hidden the plans in those pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them immediately.

Jabba has no patience for smugglers who drop their pants at the 1st sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

You came in that pants? You’re braver than I thought

I used to bullseye Wamprats in my pants back home.

Ancient pants and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster kid

Your father left this for you, it is a lightsaber, the weapon of the Jedi Pants

The deflector shields are gone, let’s blow this pants and go home

Do or do not, there is no pants

If you strike me pants, I will become more powerful than even you can imagine

Songs:

My Pants will go one
Easy like Sunday pants
Eat my Pants
Pants I did it again
Hit me pants one more time

The force is strong in these pants...

Replacing words in song titles for the word 'pants'

Smells Like Teen Pants
Mo Pants, Mo Problems
Get outta my dreams, and into my pants

And my personal favourite;

Soundgardens Burden in my Pants

I felt a million pants cry out and then...silence

Last line change

Solo - Pants, It's gone.

Bonus wrote:
> Solo - It's not there!!

Obi-wan - What isn't??

Solo - The
> pants, IT'S GONE!!

Solo - It's not there!!

Obi-wan - What isn't??

Solo - The pants, IT'S GONE!!

Close your eyes Luke, feel the pants

The pants are with you always.

Luke, use the pants.