Viewing Thread:
"Paying for essays"

If you had to pay £5.31 per page for a crucial essay written by professionals, would you?

I would if I could afford it and really needed it.

You get some bozo to write all your essays in, essays which count for nothing, and then you go into your final exam, and you're screwed because you haven't done any work. So you've paid around £1000 to fail your exam. very clever.

I got paid to write essays for others in school a few times, was very handy money for a couple of hours work and we never got rumbled. Id never ever order one from online, you havent a clue what you'd end up with if anything at all.

"Consisting of 225 words per page."

Typical Uni Essay - 3000 words.

Expect to be paying £70 for them to do that for you! Plus it won't be very good, I'd still rather do it myself.

would be a hilarious prank

C Col wrote:
> [URL] http://www.essayrelief.com/?ase=gli [/URL]
>
> Apparently they are written before hand and you are sent it the
> evening before the deadline in an e-mail.
>
And if it doesn't turn up, you're screwed.

found your catch!:


"Consisting of 225 words per page
In the appropriate format i.e. APA, MLA, Chicago/Turabian, Harvard or any other"

that takes the pisss! Just checked a completely random page of one of my uni essays and there was 1092 words on it! (admittedly i never double space as your supposed to!) i got a mid-high 2:1 for it, and the average word length was 6 characers (no spaces). That page had they produced it would have cost me $50 the whole essay would have cost me over $150! and probably wouldn't have been that great as i find it unlikely that they have top writers on the subject matter. plus you'd risk getting kicked out when you get rumbled.

I agree with Sheepy, due to the eccentric nature of Professors/Lecturers, I doubt that even in their old age they would ever stoop as low as writting essays for the benefit of rich/dumb kids. Besides the good ones get paid loads to stay on and teach well into their sixties, by which time they have acquired a small fortune without resorting to bizarre tactics.

They're retired apparently.

Anyway, I was simply asking if you had the opportunity to get away with it, would you?

Shut up you fool.

Yeah really great professors will spend their time writing A-Level essays for $9.95 a page.

True, but what could they do?

Run it through a program and if the site is right, get no results.

As I said before, if it works, rich people would be really happy.

Until the exams that is...