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"Nudists"

Does anyone understand this pastime?
The get-together and nonchalant parade of blubber, ripples, drooping flesh and gratuitous pubic hair.
Essential gear: shades, sun visors and flipflops.
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Don’t get me wrong, the human body is a beautiful thing, but only when it’s lean, toned and in a sexual position.

well i have the day off so really i should do nothing but ive got to do some boring stuff around the house..
oh and walk the dog as he is looking at me with sad eyes and making me feel bad not a dog fan really but he had nowhere else to go so me being a softie said i would keep him..

so, what ya doing today other than searching for a honda?

Vampyr wrote:
> certainly would have been. *badumpumtshhh*

im sorry!

certainly would have been. *badumpumtshhh*

Vampyr wrote:
> what have i done?

nothing at all :)

im really happy now the sun is shining...

The problem with nudists is that

1) they think they are hot when they are not (like bubbles from little britain)

2) they have suffered some form of abuse that caused them to want to be nude all day every day, but the same abuse caused them to be fat and not want to wash. uuurrrggggghh


Thats why i'm against nudists, but all for nude beaches

what have i done?

your right! the guilt would kill me..
think i will stay fully dressed..

got to go my sister needs me at her house bet its just a spider or something stupid.. see ya sweetie..

unless their head turns to catch a glimpse and they crash, then youd feel guilty. guilty and nekkid

Lol!no one would see anything will be going to fast..