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"Nudists"

Does anyone understand this pastime?
The get-together and nonchalant parade of blubber, ripples, drooping flesh and gratuitous pubic hair.
Essential gear: shades, sun visors and flipflops.
?
Don’t get me wrong, the human body is a beautiful thing, but only when it’s lean, toned and in a sexual position.

Ehem..

its rude to talk about people..

yeah but relatively 17-27, its not like 50-60

10 years isn't crazy. Though I predict many instances of "What, that's it?" moments.

Surrealguy wrote:
> No seriously Vamp, I you two should definately be together. I feel
> like the blind date presenter of the net.

Cilla? ha.

but the crazy age difference

I'm working on it ok, but I'm not a very good shot. Once out of 13 targets I hit a number between 0 and 0.000000000001. So sorry if I missed.

Ahhh do you have wings and a bow and arrow?

No seriously Vamp, I you two should definately be together. I feel like the blind date presenter of the net. (dies)

Surrealguy wrote:
> Wow these dialogues between sweet tooth and Vampyr are popping up all
> over the place-are you two together? You really should be. I'm sure
> there are chatrooms for this kind of thing.

lol

Vampyr wrote:
> cheltenham however - you think you see someone hot, and it turns out they "be's a chav, innit"

They've taken over Cheltenham, damn!

* Crosses Cheltenham off places to live list *

I might do some nudist modelling. Good money.