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Thu 06/01/05 at 00:41
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"Spurs 1 - 0 Man Utd"
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A Statement from the FA re: last night's game at Old Trafford




An FA spokesman after the game absolved the linesman of any responsibility for the apparently mistaken decision not to award a goal to Spurs after a shot from the halfway line crossed the goal line by at least a meter.

"The shot came in from an unusual distance and as such caught the linesman out of position forcing him to race back towards the goal as the play developed", explained the spokesman, "As he ran, the United scarf he was wearing under his shirt came loose and fluttered up into his face obscuring his view and preventing him from making the call. It was just one of those things."

In response to further questions from the Press the spokesman explained "If they don't already have a United tattoo most officials on game day try to wear a scarf or a replica shirt under their regulation kit to show their support for the worlds greatest club. The linesman in this case had chosen to wear a United scarf, a common choice that is in keeping with FA guidelines. The root cause of the problem lies not with the linesman but with the players and management of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club who broke one the most important unwritten rules of the English FA: They placed a shot on target at Old Trafford. Martin Jol is new to this country and perhaps he's not yet familiar with some of our finer traditions. Fortunately if he doesn't yet understand that for the greater good of the game visiting teams, by tradition, are not expected to try to score at Old Trafford then our officials are in a position to help Mr Jol make that cultural adjustment."

Chuckling to himself the FA spokesman added "The goal had to be disallowed to avoid us descending down a slippery slope that would be bad for the national game. It's a fine line the officials have to walk. If they award a goal this week, next week someone might expect a penalty or ask that Van Nistelrooy be booked for diving. Can you imagine? That would just never do. No no no. Shocking, just the thought of it."
Thu 06/01/05 at 14:21
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"Brooklyn boy"
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Ruud doesn't dive!!!! It's just the weird length of his head makes it harder for him to stay on his feet......ahem
Thu 06/01/05 at 14:15
"I love yo... lamp."
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That's Lil Bro... :-D

We had an agreement of sorts which he actually kept to.

I thought this was class.
Thu 06/01/05 at 14:09
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"Previously Vampyr"
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who were you?
Thu 06/01/05 at 14:08
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"Spurs 1 - 0 Man Utd"
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Shut up Stryke, it's light hearted humour.
Thu 06/01/05 at 12:36
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SR Sports Forum issues a statement:

Shut up you bigoted fool of a child, go back to pretending you're at White Hart Lane week in, week on.
Thu 06/01/05 at 01:11
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"Bring the beat back"
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Pure comedy at its best!

Why is everyone making such a fuss about this one mistake? If it was some other team I bet there wouldn't be so many messages complaining about it.
Thu 06/01/05 at 01:09
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"tokyo police club"
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Was amusing, but not laugh out loud funny.
Thu 06/01/05 at 00:42
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"Puerile Shagging"
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"As he ran, the United scarf he was wearing under his shirt came loose and fluttered up into his face obscuring his view and preventing him from making the call. It was just one of those things."

AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thu 06/01/05 at 00:41
Regular
"Spurs 1 - 0 Man Utd"
Posts: 5,235
A Statement from the FA re: last night's game at Old Trafford




An FA spokesman after the game absolved the linesman of any responsibility for the apparently mistaken decision not to award a goal to Spurs after a shot from the halfway line crossed the goal line by at least a meter.

"The shot came in from an unusual distance and as such caught the linesman out of position forcing him to race back towards the goal as the play developed", explained the spokesman, "As he ran, the United scarf he was wearing under his shirt came loose and fluttered up into his face obscuring his view and preventing him from making the call. It was just one of those things."

In response to further questions from the Press the spokesman explained "If they don't already have a United tattoo most officials on game day try to wear a scarf or a replica shirt under their regulation kit to show their support for the worlds greatest club. The linesman in this case had chosen to wear a United scarf, a common choice that is in keeping with FA guidelines. The root cause of the problem lies not with the linesman but with the players and management of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club who broke one the most important unwritten rules of the English FA: They placed a shot on target at Old Trafford. Martin Jol is new to this country and perhaps he's not yet familiar with some of our finer traditions. Fortunately if he doesn't yet understand that for the greater good of the game visiting teams, by tradition, are not expected to try to score at Old Trafford then our officials are in a position to help Mr Jol make that cultural adjustment."

Chuckling to himself the FA spokesman added "The goal had to be disallowed to avoid us descending down a slippery slope that would be bad for the national game. It's a fine line the officials have to walk. If they award a goal this week, next week someone might expect a penalty or ask that Van Nistelrooy be booked for diving. Can you imagine? That would just never do. No no no. Shocking, just the thought of it."

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