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Even miserable monotone Harrison Ford came in for it.
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Shame Ep3 is going to be just as fun as the other two.
> Best thing Lucas did was Howard the Duck.
>
> and that wasn't exactly great.
THX-1138. Excellent movie. Never seen American Graffiti.
Heh. Looking on IMDB, it appears he cowrote and codirected 1966s "Herbie".
> Of course it's been 'photoshopped'.
>
> Jar Jar is CGI.
No that's Bush you're thinking of.
> He's been making bad films no-one really wants to see for many years
> now.
Some would say he's never made a good one.
and that wasn't exactly great.
and that wasn't exactly great.
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I'll go watch Episode III, but with a weary resigned heart and a "Just get it over with, I want to see Vader and that's it" feeling.
Lucas has turned Vader into a whiney little teen pinup, Obi-Wan into a stroke-victim talker, C3P0 into Pauly Shore and Saruman into a poor imitation of Mr Mackay from Porridge.
Utter, utter dross and Lucas can happily pull himself off whilst droning "Nobody wants to watch my movies now" and wiping his plaid semen from his bullfrog neck with crisp CGI $1000 bills.
The only reason people watch those awful Star Wars prequels is just to make sure there's nothing in them that could be mistaken for good film making.
Actors Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Natalie Portman and Ewan McGregor have teamed up with other stars of all six Star Wars movies for a new Vanity Fair photo spread. The American magazine grouped together 22 major performers in the legendary franchise, inviting cast members from the original 1977 film Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope to this year's final installment Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith. Mastermind George Lucas, who directed four of the intergalactic movies, joined Ford, Fisher, Portman and McGregor as well as original Luke Skywalker star Mark Hamill, Samuel L. Jackson, Liam Neeson and Hayden Christensen. Robots R2-D2 and C3PO also joined their human co-stars for the reunion shoot. Lucas admits the final part of the opening trilogy marks the end of an era in his career - and he now plans to stop making successful films. He says, "I'm going to make movies nobody wants to see. I've earned the right to fail."
> Shot by Anne Leibowitz.
photoshopped by....??? :P