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"Hey.... shut up!"

T'was the first day back at school today for me, and many of you I assume, except you filthy bank-holiday-mooching Scots who can go rot and burn! *spits*

It was quite satisfactory too. I reduced a guy to weeping pitifully (he's 17, therefore it's funny) because I argued with him in a forceful fashion. He was really on the verge of sobbing to mummy. I felt almost guilty, but I pushed him on the floor and kicked him a little anyway.

I got me a new phone yesterday in the sales, I got me a Sony Erikson K500i which is a rather slick little device. Camera, video, plays mp3s and has 30mb of internal memory - all for £99 - and £5 credit too. Hurah! And I saw a woman in the O2 shop spit at the sales assistant. She spat at her and told her she was "crap".

My work is going to get closed down because the health inspector is coming sometime this month, and our place is a real filth den. I think he's going to shut it down and open in a new business name, under one of the staff members names on the license. Crafty, eh.

How was all of your xmases my pretties? I don't really care, I just needed to seem considerate because the IRS are watching me.

I think I was supposed to go back to school today.. how old am I again?

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I think I was supposed to go back to school today.. how old am I
> again?

No school for you - Remember the judge gave you that restraining order?

BlG Dave wrote:

> 2) What memory size is your phone, Kylie?
>
> T610 has like, 2mb - this is gay. I need more mem to save my dirty
> messages.

It's 30mb internal which is cool. I'm thinking I can expand it but im not sure how. I think a regular MMC card can fit in somewhere.

I've half-filled it with pictures of my girlfriend already - Need a link cable to upload them to the PC.

2mb is pretty poor - one video about 10 secs long is about 2mb.

munn wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> but I pushed him on the floor and kicked him a little anyway.
>
> Wow.
> You're really cool.

I was, um, joking. Guess it wasn't 'got' by you, eh?

You mean you didn't do it?

You suck tehn.

Bawsack.

Can't beat a good fight.


See the pun there?

Oh-so-poor.

Paradox: wrote:

> It's 30mb internal which is cool. I'm thinking I can expand it but im
> not sure how. I think a regular MMC card can fit in somewhere.
>
> I've half-filled it with pictures of my girlfriend already - Need a
> link cable to upload them to the PC.
>
> 2mb is pretty poor - one video about 10 secs long is about 2mb.



Damn your 30mb and stuff, i h8 u.

Show me her boobies please.

And yes, 2mb suxor

It's only £99 - buy it, ch33psk8!

I just bought T610 a few months ago for £130!

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