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"Santa/Captain Birdseye- 1 and the same????"

Well I have been thinking over the past holiday from college and have happened to have watched too much T.V. I, upon 1 day realised that santa and captain birdseye looked remarkably similar. As i have never seen the two together I have come to 2 conclusions:
1. They are indeed 1 and the same
2. They are dopelgangers and if they ever meet they will die (thats right no more presents of fish goods kids)
3. I drank to much to ever think and draw this conclusion.

What do you think?????

Just like your mum.

OMG OMG OMG LOL SO PWND M8

Ahahahah
Resurrection by pokemon tears

So deep, man. So deep.

Ash died in the movie, though.

but he was resurrected by Pokémon tears... I mean, what?

Pokémon could be used as armour plating.

Because it's a kid's ... thing.
Although the constant exploding / burning / drowning / flinging miles into the air of Team Rocket never seemed to bother anyone.

And if pokémon never die, the world should be completely overrun with them, each endless generation screwing the last, doubling their populations every 12 seconds.

There must be some serious culling going on somewhere.

A small pokemon can get smacked around forever by some massive ogre and still stay alive.

Just 'paralysed' or whatever.

mattributé wrote:
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> And why do they never die?

Yeah, I always wondered about that...

In Colosseum some of the Pokemon had their hearts closed to good or something, and you had to open their hearts once again?

Thanfully, though, the pokémens survived the ooperation.

And why do they never die?

How come all the evil people have evil pokémon?
I thought all pokémon were supposed to be nice and friendly, so they must have been bumshagged into evilality.

I'm sure they could run away.

Or maybe that was just in the cartoon.