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"Why My Family Sucks"

Well, my mum, really.

Mum: "Where is there a VCR in the house that we can watch this on?"
Me: "The front room"
"That's no working"
"Yes it is"
*Points* "A Fiver"
"Fine, a fiver to set it up? I'll be a moment"
"NAW"
*I go check if it's working, which i know it is*
*Comes back*
"It is working, give me my fiver"
"No."

Then, I go back upstairs.

"Here, i don't want the VCR in there, set it up in the living room"
I do that, which is a painful and labourous task (It's difficult because of the size of the gap where the VCR can go, and the fact that there's only a tiny hole in the back of the unit for the cables to go.
"Right, fix this for me" (She's talking about the Space Invaders thing she bought us for Christmas, but she decided to keep it for herself)

"Am i gonna get the fiver you bet me then?"
"No"


I'm discriminated against.

Nice to see that seasonal goodwill is still alive and well.

:-)

Forza wrote:
> "Why My Family Sucks"
>
> Considering the occupation of your mother...

ANyway, she left that job about 6 months ago.
Now she works teh night shift at a different home.

Forza wrote:
> r u santa

Well, I know Santa doesn't exist

Forza wrote:
> "Why My Family Sucks"
>
> Considering the occupation of your mother...

That thought crossed my mind as I was making the topic.

It was originally "Why My Mother Sucks"

I sort of had to change it to "Family" to try and stop the innuendos appearing (as much).

r u santa

munn wrote:

> Conlan?

Sounds Irish, cool.

But no.

(Nicholas to put you out of your misery)

Doesn't matter anyway.

"Why My Family Sucks"

Considering the occupation of your mother...

Criazon?
Conlan?
Scalaron?


Hmmmm

Oooh. Let's play the guess my name game, cos that's only been done 5 times before...


I said kinda for a reason. It's missing a couple of letters and changed one.

NowI have to guess your name.

Calum?
Clonaz?
Colzan?
Colin?
Calon?

Gah.