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I'd just had a nice family day with my Mummy Daddy Auntie Jane and Uncle Tom. We spent the day playing cards and eating waaaay too much.
The growed ups stayed up really late whereas I went to bed around 8 like a good little boy. Then at around midnight I heard a noise at my bedroom door. It flung open and standing there was Santa! He walked over to my bed holding his big sack. There was a slight smell of alcohol, so it's not wonder he's such a jolly fellow.
When he was by my side he simply said, "Hello there, little boy. I've got a huge present for you in my big sack..." Shortly after this there was a lot of shouting and red faced people. What did Santa do wrong to make Daddy so mad?
On a side note Uncle Tom had been arrested by the time I woke up this morning....
> You're possibly the most obsessed, desperate person ever.
> You may want to edit that....
too late :-P
> You making me wet again.....
> Is this true baby? Is it? I thought the other mornings in the bath
> ment something to you!!!
Mmmm, soapy...
Hairy legs make a man seem equal to his woman...