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"I saw Santa"

Last night, it was really strange.
I'd just had a nice family day with my Mummy Daddy Auntie Jane and Uncle Tom. We spent the day playing cards and eating waaaay too much.

The growed ups stayed up really late whereas I went to bed around 8 like a good little boy. Then at around midnight I heard a noise at my bedroom door. It flung open and standing there was Santa! He walked over to my bed holding his big sack. There was a slight smell of alcohol, so it's not wonder he's such a jolly fellow.

When he was by my side he simply said, "Hello there, little boy. I've got a huge present for you in my big sack..." Shortly after this there was a lot of shouting and red faced people. What did Santa do wrong to make Daddy so mad?

On a side note Uncle Tom had been arrested by the time I woke up this morning....

I thought all men liked thongs?

Forza wrote:
> Also;
>
> This whole obsession thing is like Trisha.

Which is why you like to see it but pretend you don't.

Also, the diamond was ok...it was the thong that put me off. A real cheese grater.

Forza wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Sorry, Azul, but I like Lori, you and I can only be friends.
>
> After I got that diamond encrusted thong especially for you?
> ffs

Lol..encrusted always reminds me..of something nasty..like a crusty tissue

Also;

This whole obsession thing is like Trisha.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Sorry, Azul, but I like Lori, you and I can only be friends.

After I got that diamond encrusted thong especially for you?
ffs

English_Bloke wrote:
> So what if I'm dating her, why would you even care?

You're more than welcome to date anybody you want, but PLEASE

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

don't find the need to paste it all over these forums. Nobody cares.

Puddin™ wrote:
> Azul??

OMG!?!?!?!

She doesn't do that. Lori may post after me and ask me to go on MSN because she wants to tell me something, but that is about it.

So what if I'm dating her, why would you even care?

Sorry, Azul, but I like Lori, you and I can only be friends.

Azul??

*agrees with Forza*

(Who is Forza?)