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"Now *that's* realism"

Just been playing Pro Evo.

It's Juve v Real, and I'm winning 2-0.
Raul is up front with Ronaldo, and they were doing pretty terribly to be honest (Raul missed an absolute shocker of an open goal).

Anyway, the 70th minute approaches, and Mikey comes on for Raul.

And scores 2 in 10 minutes.
FFS.

"There's still plenty of time for them to get back in it", in the 88th minute, when the score is 4-0 to the other team.

"That was a badly timed, dangerous tackle from behind"

When a shot goes astray - "Oh no!"

"Yes, they've been told to clamp down on that" - after a reducer

"At the moment both teams are still feeling each other out" - comedy enough, but usally said in about the 80th minute.

Ahaha yeah. My keeper caught the ball once after it was hammered upfield.
He like, didn't move.

"Tremendous diving save!!!!!!1"
"Truly world class!!!!!!"

Forza wrote:
> Ahaha.
> The commentary is genius.
>
> "That's it! It's a hat-trick!"
> "The way he's going, he could get a hat-trick!"
>
> "..."

After passing to a player who was just getting up from being brought down miles up the pitch, who was literally a third of the pitch offside, I got:

"Just offside!"

And of course, when the keeper collects a pea-roller, there's the suitable:

"A tremendous diving save from the goalkeeper!"

I'm actually glad they used the crap commentary. Makes me laugh all the time.

It was a good penalty.

Well, good if the aim of a penalty was to crack the skulls of all the fans behind the net.

Whereas I'd just stand there and laugh at him over and over.

That was when I'd only just got it, gayby!

Ireland v Scotland last night. :' {

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If I ever meet Clinton, I will punish him severely.

3-0 with Scotland as well!

SCOTLAND!

But...

8-1
3-0

4-1