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"The final nail in the coffin of the "Doom" movie."

Well, not that it wasn't going to suck to start with.

Dexter Fletcher playing a character called "pinky".

A dual poke in the eye to :-

1) Fans of the game
2) Everyone else.

I can't wait to see this. It's going to make "House of the Dead" look like Casablanca.

If this is the final nail, I think that this coffin is now 98% iron and 2% wood.

Apparently Hugh Grant is billed to play a cheeky british gentleman, stuck on Phobos after his limo-ship crash lands en route to an award ceremony. Expect much japery and giggles as Hugh uses his nervous insecure wit to alleviate the dire situation and charm the pants off some overly feminist female marine determined to prove herself equal to her male counterparts.

Cameos also from Vin Diesel as evil demon lord #4, Jackie Chan as the comedic but seemingly superhuman 'mister wong' and Bruce Campbell as the devil.

i'm not sure *i* forgive you either......




.. oh go on then, it's christmas :)

I could whistle most of it before i found the link, i don't think i can forgive myself.

:(

you've no idea how much i'll never forgive you for posting that... nor myself for clicking it.



curses.

Ahahah, Spatz, those were the days.

I found the theme tune. [URL]http://hometown.aol.co.uk/neelds/Spatz1.wav[/URL]

yes, and it was appalling.

Chr1s wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> Seeing as you asked so nicely...
>
> Press Gang
> Must have been in Children's Ward
> Spatz?
> Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
>
> er....
>
> With the exception of Lock Stock, I have never even heard of these
> films.

Arent they TV shows? Was Spatz the one set in a burger bar?

monkey_man wrote:
> Seeing as you asked so nicely...
>
> Press Gang
> Must have been in Children's Ward
> Spatz?
> Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
>
> er....

With the exception of Lock Stock, I have never even heard of these films.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Uwe Bo'l is this eras Ed Wood. The enthusiasm is there, but the
> implementation is missing.

And the stars won't die.