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"Love Bites..."

Wednesday night, after fooling around with some of my girl mates, I came home with several love bites on my neck (and one on my knee). They started to hurt after an hour or two, like a good love bite should. But it's always worth it in the end, as most of the older forum members will agree with me that they're a big turn-on.

Anyway, it's now Saturday, and they haven't showed any desire in leaving. I should be going in to town later to see about a possible job - I think I'll wear my fleece and zip it right up to my chin.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> Puddin™ wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> love bites = your girlfriend sucks.
>
> Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
>
> It can be a good thing, or a bad thing. I like leaving things open
>
> Leave your fly open again and you're nicked, sunshine.

That's not fair. You undid them and you know it. Darn police and their entraping ways. :-|

Cong_Man wrote:
> Puddin™ wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> love bites = your girlfriend sucks.
>
> Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
>
> It can be a good thing, or a bad thing. I like leaving things open

Leave your fly open again and you're nicked, sunshine.

Puddin™ wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> love bites = your girlfriend sucks.
>
> Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?

It can be a good thing, or a bad thing. I like leaving things open ended as it promotes discussion.

or something

Cong_Man wrote:
> love bites = your girlfriend sucks.

Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?

Ninjax wrote:
> love bites = your gilfriend cant kiss!

or more amusingly...

> love bites = your girlfriend sucks.

DiscoDexy wrote:
> Wednesday night, after fooling around with some of my girl mates, I
> came home with severe ball ache (and the left one hurt more).
> They hurt for an hour or two, like a good kick in the ghoolies
> should.
> But it's always worth it in the end, as most of the older, more
> insane
> forum members will agree with me that it's a big turn on.

beautiful

love bites = your gilfriend cant kiss!

Wednesday night, after fooling around with some of my girl mates, I
came home with severe ball ache (and the left one hurt more).
They hurt for an hour or two, like a good kick in the ghoolies should.
But it's always worth it in the end, as most of the older, more insane
forum members will agree with me that it's a big turn on.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Okay - let me re-phrase it...
>
> Love bites are a turn on as you're getting them, not the ugly
> result...


Not really...you can kiss someone without giving them a manky red mark..it's not hard to do.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Okay - let me re-phrase it...
>
> Love bites are a turn on as you're getting them, not the ugly
> result...

now if only you had said that in the first place you could have avoided lots of these posts.