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"Passed my grading."

Just thought you should know.
A gold circle to anyone who guesses which grading.
We don't give out gold stars anymore because they have sharp edges. And circles do less harm if you swallow them.
Anyway, in what activity did I grade?

No sick things like "deep throating". I know how you lot think..

Sorry, all I read was:

> He grabbed my massive chopper.

It's some kind of selective blindness.

Not sexually, sadly.

He grabbed my shoulder and went for a nerve, whilst I was chopping meat with my massive chopper.

Crazy foreign gypsie twonk.

Seckshually?
Or like a thuggarian?

Or both?

well worth it.

on another note my boss assaulted me today

Those extra years of medical training were well worth it.
Yes, that is my PhD on the wall ... now if you'd just bend over for me.

:-D

your humour just, well, rocks.

I know a girl who got one of those slim deoderant bottles stuck up her.

She smelt good though, according to the doctor

There's these things ... some kind of beauty products all the ladies buy, but the lids are stupidly long compared to the actual bottle, a shiny silver colour and smoothly tapered at the end.

A whole new meaning to 2-in-1.

I'll use a car jack.

We can use foreign objects as well. I'm sure FFF can come up with some parsnips.

His teacher will do it with his fingertips, RoJ will go knuckle-deep