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"Think I've just posioned myself"

This is what happens when my mum goes out and doesn't make me dinner.

Don't eat Copper Sulphate.

Ever.

I tried it in Chemistry (it's a blue salt, I just HAD to).

Ugh.

Yes, I'm a fool.
But it turned my tongue blue and stuff.


I made up for it for tasting solid citric acid (Technically it's not an acid if it's not in solution, but I won't be picky).
That stuff rocks.

Father Crilly wrote:
> I tried desperately to conjure up some sort of scenario in which
> someone might eat plastic.
>
> But I failed miserably.

I had coffee. Was drunk and used a plastic cup.
It melted the plastic into the coffee. I saved the coffee and poured it into a mug (plastic within).

I drank it.
It tasted lovely.
It hurt lots.

I tried desperately to conjure up some sort of scenario in which someone might eat plastic.

But I failed miserably.

I ate plastic last year at uni.

It hurt for three days.

Ashley wrote:
> i heard you were poisoned by a ukranian political party

Wasn't it the EX-KGB that did it?

Father Crilly wrote:
> Strid wrote:
> What does it feel like? Have you been sick?
>
> PhD here he comes.

Funniest thing I've read today!

Ashley wrote:
> i heard you were poisoned by a ukranian political party

OMG look at his fase!

Ashley wrote:
> i heard you were poisoned by a ukranian political party


You should have quote this:


SHEEPY wrote:
> Curse me for trying something more inventive than toast, baked
> potatoe or a chicken kiev.

i heard you were poisoned by a ukranian political party