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"Dawn Of The Dead"

'Quick, everbody stand against the wall, and blast them when they appear......no, don't go out!'
'BRAAIINNS!'
*slash/munch/screams*
'Nooo! Scrivvvoooo!'
'BRAAIINSNSS. Alright, on the count of 3, zombies attack!!'
'Ready lads!'
'RRARARGGBRAINSRGHAG!!!'
*16 magnums and a few shotguns go BOOM!*
*All zombies die horribly*

Much laughter.

But it isn't.

It was magical.

To the unformed, that reads like crap.

And it does even for those who know what you're talking about.

'Quick, everbody stand against the wall, and blast them when they appear......no, don't go out!'
'BRAAIINNS!'
*slash/munch/screams*
'Nooo! Scrivvvoooo!'
'BRAAIINSNSS. Alright, on the count of 3, zombies attack!!'
'Ready lads!'
'RRARARGGBRAINSRGHAG!!!'
*16 magnums and a few shotguns go BOOM!*
*All zombies die horribly*

Much laughter.