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"what are you fantasies"

let me know what your fantasies in life are!

Haldisa wrote:
> Shame youre missing the man part, must have been painful that

Accident with a rabid hamster.

I'm still a bloke. I fart, I laze about, I do the hovering because it's like sex. I stand up, make silly noises for a few minutes and then collapse back on the sofa convinced I've satisfied the women.

Good old Jasper

Night Tim

English_Bloke wrote:
> Gloss, matt, whatever I find.

Im sure matt didnt like that very much

English_Bloke wrote:
> You love it. It's super.

I'm going to escape to bed.

Seeya.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I've done away with them. I've just painted a big S on my chest.

*imagines Bloke half naked*

mmmm...

English_Bloke wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> Ew. Mental image from hell.
>
> You love it. It's super.

Shame youre missing the man part, must have been painful that

Gloss, matt, whatever I find.

Timmargh wrote:
> Ew. Mental image from hell.

You love it. It's super.

what... in gloss?????

Ew. Mental image from hell.