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"Cheeky People Across the Street"

OK... so it's 2 weeks and 2 days until Christmas (2 weeks until my birthday *wink*), so naturally, Christmas cards have begun coming through the front door and plopping down onto the mat. Today we got one from the people who live across the street from us.

Addressed to:

Lucille (my mum)
Russell (mum's old boyfriend whom she's no longer with and who has never lived here anyway)
Adam (my brother)

...but not to me. Which is cheeky. REALLY cheeky. And their dog always barks and whines too because they never walk it, and one night at around 3am their 2 year old son climbed out the living room window and was found wandering around like a mile away. (just thought I'd put those things in there).

One is not amused.

Bwahahaha. Guess who's birthday it is on the 23rd also?

"Your mum!!1111111!11!!11"

"Actually, er, yeah."

"Oh."

Curry night?

That's not a bad idea...

*commences pondering*

I say poo in a bag and throw it at their windows. If you don't exist they can't accuse you of doing it.

Eh? Ehhhhh?

You know you want to.

OK... so it's 2 weeks and 2 days until Christmas (2 weeks until my birthday *wink*), so naturally, Christmas cards have begun coming through the front door and plopping down onto the mat. Today we got one from the people who live across the street from us.

Addressed to:

Lucille (my mum)
Russell (mum's old boyfriend whom she's no longer with and who has never lived here anyway)
Adam (my brother)

...but not to me. Which is cheeky. REALLY cheeky. And their dog always barks and whines too because they never walk it, and one night at around 3am their 2 year old son climbed out the living room window and was found wandering around like a mile away. (just thought I'd put those things in there).

One is not amused.