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"Cheeky People Across the Street"

OK... so it's 2 weeks and 2 days until Christmas (2 weeks until my birthday *wink*), so naturally, Christmas cards have begun coming through the front door and plopping down onto the mat. Today we got one from the people who live across the street from us.

Addressed to:

Lucille (my mum)
Russell (mum's old boyfriend whom she's no longer with and who has never lived here anyway)
Adam (my brother)

...but not to me. Which is cheeky. REALLY cheeky. And their dog always barks and whines too because they never walk it, and one night at around 3am their 2 year old son climbed out the living room window and was found wandering around like a mile away. (just thought I'd put those things in there).

One is not amused.

Timmargh wrote:
> Don't get me started on the big shoes and buckets of water.

Or the custard pies.

Don't get me started on the big shoes and buckets of water.

Years and years ago, I used to fancy a girl whose birthday was on Christmas Day... Then she started wearing makeup and suchlike. As soon as girls hit 14 they start resembling clowns. *shudders*

I knew someone who's birthday was on Christmas Day...

I say I knew him, I saw him once and never said a word to him.

My mate's birthday is on Christmas Day - I make a point of buying him separate presents.

Too close to Christmas, for a birthday. I bet you always get people saying "This for your birthday AND Christmas", as they hand you your present...

Ashman wrote:
> I say poo in a bag and throw it at their windows. If you don't exist
> they can't accuse you of doing it.

Pfft, amateur.

Get paper bag, insert dog poo, place on door step, set light to bag, ring doorbell, run.

Write a card to their dog. See how they like it!! Then burn their house down.

Burn their hoose down.

- December 23 -
My birthday
Chipseh's mum's birthday

- May 19 -
My brother's birthday
Dog Shat on (Chipseh's) Mum Day

Coincidence? I think NOT!