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"Short story Competition 15 - Come and get it!"

It's come Full Circle.

All those moons ago I started a fun little topic called the Short Story Competition, and now I have the pleasure in giving you the task for SSC15.

And in celebration of this fact, the only obvious choice is to name it:

Full Circle

...there, that gives you plenty of scope. The stories need to be in by 17th December, a mere 12 days time, so there's not long to get writing. 'Why so quick?', you may ask. Well, I'm off for Christmas shortly after so I might not get time to judge. Still, if not enough people have entered by then, I'll extend it to January.

Go forth and write, people...

So ... I've got it. I've got it all.
But it won't quite ... fit together properly. Too bitty, too boring at the start.

Argh.

And it's a proper(ish) bloody story.
How weak my attention-seeking mind is.

rgh
gh
h

Here come the underpants gnomes, I think.

Finished my attempt.

According to MS word "Morphodite" isnt a word.

Harper Lee uses it for goodness sake.

HARPER FREAKIN LEE!

I'll give yours a read.

You can sling rotten fruit'n'veg if you want. I'm strapping myself in some stocks as we speak.

I haven't read it yet.

I'm sure I'll heckle appropriately.

Anything will be better than my embarrassing attempt.

I'm writing.

I'm so crap at this lark.

What I produce will either be taken the way I intend it, humourously with undertones, or you'll laugh and point and ring me up and shout at me and say THATS CARP KYLE, CARP!

Here come the underpants gnomes!

Mine was virtually an automatic writing - aided by beer and chewing gum.

Nothing's clicking.
I think my last one tired me out.

hmmm ...