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"JOKES"

Hi everyone

The only things i aint seen in this chat forums are jokes. everyone likes a good joke once in a while. PLEASE add jokes after you read this so all the people that go on this site can enjoy them.

Come on have a laugh...

is it???

lol it aint a swear word though

Ha, dick got through the filter.

roj whats the need for that man

Here's a joke to start things off:

a blonde goes into a library and takes out a book. a few days later she reutrns the book and says to the librian, " this book was boring. There are too many characters and its full of numbers." the librian then says to the other librian, " so this is the person that stole our phonebook."

here is one more:

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket.
Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

You're a joke.

Hi everyone

The only things i aint seen in this chat forums are jokes. everyone likes a good joke once in a while. PLEASE add jokes after you read this so all the people that go on this site can enjoy them.

Come on have a laugh...