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"JOKES"

Hi everyone

The only things i aint seen in this chat forums are jokes. everyone likes a good joke once in a while. PLEASE add jokes after you read this so all the people that go on this site can enjoy them.

Come on have a laugh...

crossbob wrote:
> A man goes to the beach and he's getting no women so he goes over to
> the lifeguard and asks. Why he's getting no women. And the life guard
> says the trucks make you look like a old geezer. Get some speedos and
> put a potato in them then your get loads of women. So the next day
> the man goes back.
>
> And everybodys disgusted. So the man goes over to the lifeguard and
> ask why everybodys disgusted. So the guard says back "YOUR
> SUPPOSE TO PUT THE POTATO IN THE FRONT MATE"

*Sigh*

on the subject of feathers...

What is Red and Feathery?

A Fallen Angel.

*Gets knocked off feet by an absolute stampede of tumbleweeds.*

Santa, a feather and a clever blonde fall off a cliff, which one hit the ground first?

A feather as none of the others exist.

I'll get my coat.

yeah you were lol

Looks like I was wrong.

He's not going to repeat a joke he got warned for.

what joke did you tell

Thats not too bad i would tell a joke but I'm on warning for a joke I told

A man goes to the beach and he's getting no women so he goes over to the lifeguard and asks. Why he's getting no women. And the life guard says the trucks make you look like a old geezer. Get some speedos and put a potato in them then your get loads of women. So the next day the man goes back.

And everybodys disgusted. So the man goes over to the lifeguard and ask why everybodys disgusted. So the guard says back "YOUR SUPPOSE TO PUT THE POTATO IN THE FRONT MATE"