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Listen to 5 seconds of a randomly selected song ranging from bad to worse, then hear wittical comments from Worry Togan.
Finally, tactifully a****g all the songs points according to who has invaded you recently, who you're allied with, and vaguely who's was best. The tap a button as fast as you can to stop the people you gave least points to shooting at you.
Finally, you have to press buttons in time to the winning song so you can encite the crowd to hang the presenters.
Excuse any apelling mistakes please!!!!
The Spanish entry was much more modern and was similar to a Ricky Martin song, quite good lyrics too, but then I guess you'd point out that I'm biased.
Denmark? What was that, it was like something from Dukes of Hazzard, when they have those car chases! Why did everyone vote for that?
Russia tried for something more modern and obscure, a kind of weird, spaced out song, but not bad I thought, in Eurovision terms anyway.
All the rest were pants, especially that one with the terrible rapping in it, oh, that was the UK entry.
Then, to make it worse, Aqua came on and showed them all up. Imagine having that as a claim to fame!
Anyway, the best stadiums are in Germany, have you seen how posh they are?
> Wembly is well on its way to becoming a dump if someone doesn't do
> something about it. Methinks that the central stadium should be
> further north than that.
Anyway, the best stadiums are in
> Germany, have you seen how posh they are?
Like Birmingham, for example.
> Going to Germany on wednesday, exchange =/
I know a mate who can get you some bombs ;-)
I'll put you on to iguana, she's more suited to that.