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"Beating Fruit Machines!!!"

Hi people,
a friend and I have just started playing on fruit machines but we have been having trouble beating them.My friend seems to be quite an expert but its me,I put in £1 and finish off without a penny.Have you got an e-book on how to beat the fruit machines or where I can get one (I can`t use E-Bay).
If you have got a E-Book could please e-mail it to me I`ll give you my e-mail address.This is all legal it has been discussed with the gamesboard and they agreed it`s legal so I`m not breaking the law.

thanks

Peter :)

Heh, as much as that didnt make sense i know what you mean.

Heven Bounds Jinty please?

plain tha bandits like mun

You can't win in the long run. The "beat the bandits" books are just another way to take your hard earned cash off you.

Most I've won? 250 quid from a social club machine. Once.
I've had a couple of 70 quid wins and numerous 50quid wins, but I'll tell you the only way to get these.......

Stand in the bar and watch the mugs feed them for you.

If you see someone annoyed after spending 1 1/2 hours on it, it's guaranteed that they've just put in about 30-50 quid. If it's going to drop anythime, it's going to drop then. Only then put at the most, a fiver in. Anything up but no jackpot, walk away. Down, don't put ANYTHING else in and leave it. Sure, someone might put in some cash and trip the payout, but in my experience it's better to leave it for another day than just pile cash in.

I used to be one of the mugs who feed them, now, I'm a lion hanging around the pack looking for the weakened wilderbeast. The only problem with this is that someone else might beat you to the kill.
Bwahahhahahaha. :D

Many a fight has broken out in our local pubs because of people like you :D

ßulle†† wrote:
> Many a fight has broken out in our local pubs because of people like
> you :D

That's another risk. Nothing more tetchy that a drunk who has just lost fifty quid...............

Poor azul, banned again.