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"School Wars"

Walking home from school later than normal as I stayed to watch to football match at school. Was walking along the road when suddenly I saw a row of buses coming from a bitter rival school.

Such bad timing. I started crapping myself as the buses came nearer and put my head down. Then, the nutters saw my my Royal Blue shirt and attacked.

Got spat at, sworn at, empty bottles thrown and me and even coke tipped at me from cans.

I mean, Jesus Christ, why can't we all get on and live in peace?

Someone else watched Rambo the other night then?

Or Jet Li style.
Wait until tehy're all punching and kicking, then, shut your eyes and let out a flurry of high punches and kicks, spins and blocks, knowcking them all to the ground, dead, with the only harm done to you is a scuffed shoe?

It was on?
Gah.

First Blood was on a week ago, First Blood II was on on Tuesday night.

I was beaten up at school once. It got realy bad. I shoved a pinecone up my best friends ass because he came on to my girlfriend and he stabbed me with a pencil into my chest.

mmmmmm interesting

Damarus wrote:
> If you knew it was going to happen why did you let it happen?

Because I didn't know the bus was going to come. I didn't have the time on me. Then, when the buses did come I was on a narrow pavement with a wooded area to my right.

I could have dived over the wall into the bushes, but that would have hurt :)

But would it have been as painful as them EVEN tipping COKE over you from...CANS?!

jesus&co wrote:
> I was beaten up at school once. It got realy bad. I shoved a pinecone
> up my best friends ass because he came on to my girlfriend

and he let you?

Hmm...

jesus&co wrote:
I shoved a pinecone up my best friends ass because he came on to my girlfriend and he stabbed me with a pencil into my chest.

Now people want to know why i DONT want kids.. This is why.. What on earth is happening with kids today :S