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"Coffee"

Awful stuff

Coffee is awful stuff, it tastes like tobbaco.

The reason for said statement is quite obvious:

Afternoon's a lady.

Afternoon wrote:
> Mr Flibble wrote:
> Except that you sound like my mum.
> :(
> Do I really sound like a lady?

Blokes shouldn't say "cuppa". It's just one of those girly words, like “menstrual” or “juniper”.

mikelar wrote:
> the taste made me want to die a death.

Wha?

I went to a coffee place once. I had a coffee with banana syrup in with whipped cream and marshmallows sprinkled on the top.

the taste made me want to die a death.

Coffee - gross stuff.

Tea - drink so much of it that it flows through my veins :)

It is a very bleak day for my boss if I get to work and find there are no teabags, as he recently discovered.

I'd rather drink grass in water than a cup of tea, alythough I probably couldn't tell the difference.

2 billion coffees are drunk every day - more than 10 times the number of teas drunk in one day.

And if my mum didn't drink tea, it'd probably be more than 20 times the number of teas drunk in a day.

TEA SUCKS.

Emmmmmm, coffee. Makes me all hyper.

I eschew both coffee and tea and drink lager all day instead.

Mr Flibble wrote:
> Except that you sound like my mum.
:(
Do I really sound like a lady?