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"Hey Goatboy!"

So we all know your a "Gay Boot", but did you know that your also "A Gob Toy" :D

I'm sure I don't need to say anything else on that matter.....

So did you start your teacher training thing yet?

And that's the reason why I didn't make the innuendo.

*pinches his cheek and rattles a collection tin*
That's my special little poster!!!

TIMMARGH!!!!!!

You can patronise me as much as you like if there's money involved.

Man, we could make a bomb.
I'll be the carnival barker and you can just loll and look helpless.
We'll be raking it in, and all the booty we can manage.

We could burn him like at Gay Fuwkes night.

Well I was going to go for sympathy "Awwww, he's so cute" thing from female passers-by, and then he could be all Rupret and touch them places he can reach easily from down there, and I can be all "I'm sorry!!" and cuff him round the head before we go off for a drink and her attractive mate turns up, whereapon Tim suddenly "gets better" and entertains her with tales of soiling pajamas and frenzied oral sex.

Immolation wouldn't be my first choice to be honest.

I'm shocked and disgusted at the content of this thread and shall be alerting the Daily Mail.

Don't you know that wheelchair people aren't to be mocked? They're to be ignored, patronised, and talked to in loud voices. If possible, direct all queries about the wheelchair fella to the carer. And if you see someone in a wheelchair without an able bodied person nearby, alert the authorities.

But he types and everything!

monkey_man wrote:
> We could burn him like at Gay Fuwkes night.

Oh, very good, mankey_mon.

He may SEEM as if he's typing, but don't encourage him; it'll lead to heartache for him in the long run.

I SAY IT'LL LEAD TO HEARTACHE IN THE LONG RUN, ISN'T THAT RIGHT TIMMARGH?