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"Stabbed or Shot?"

Would you rather be stabbed or shot?

Timmargh wrote:
> Depends where and what with.
>
> Stabbed in the sphincter with a meat truncheon? No, thanks.

Yup. Shot in the head is so much better than *that*.

Neither.

I live a happy, meaningful life.

If I was chained to the corner of a prison wall with some loonie who wanted to kill me: Shot in the head.

From experience, I can tell you that being shot hurts. However, Algy did stab me in the groin with a fork during a rather heated Halo match once, and that hurt even more.

So I'll go for being shot.q

Amberfuce wrote:
> *Highly Excitable* wrote:
> Yeah, it depends.
>
> Shot in the ging-gang-goolies?
>
> No thankyou.
>
> Stabbed in the "ging-gang-goolies"?
>
> Is that what your mother calls them?

I was simply attempting to use a slighlty less boring term but still not get warned.

Would 'balls' have been sufficient? :-D

Shot.

In the part just at the back of my head.

*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> Yeah, it depends.
>
> Shot in the ging-gang-goolies?
>
> No thankyou.

Stabbed in the "ging-gang-goolies"?

Is that what your mother calls them?

I would rather that neither happened, to be perfectly honest! I know that we live in a violent world, but asking which we prefer is possibly a bit too far, even for my twisted mind!

Don't know which I'd prefer, though- I guess being stabbed, because that's easier to avoid and fight back from. Firearms are a bit deadly for my liking.

Yeah, it depends.

Shot in the ging-gang-goolies?

No thankyou.

Hard to call.

Shot.