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"SOME GOOD JOKES IN HERE"

Heres a few rib ticklers

Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go
by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front of them. The old dog lifts it's hind leg and begins to lick his
privates as dogs always seem to do.

One of the old men says to the other, "Boy, I sure wish I could
do that."

After a short pause, the other old man says, "Well, go ahead, he
looks like a friendly dog!"

yeah.
do you mean that some other way or do you mean it.

That didn't take long, I bet.

It's ok, we knew

sod it i forgot how to spell it sorry my mind has gone blank

God Bless cut'n paste eh guru?

cheatguru wrote:
> This is getting bloody rediculsos

And thats easy for you to spell :)

hers more jokes


Four guys were telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves
to go to
the restroom. Three guys are left.

The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was going to be a
loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership.
Turns
out that he got a break, they made him a salesman. He sold so
many that
he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he gave
his best
friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because
he
started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break,
the
made him a commissioned salesman and he eventually bought
the real estate
firm. In fact he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a
new house for his birthday."

The third guy says, "Yeah I hear you. My son started out
sweeping
floors in a brokerage firm. Well he got a break,they made him a
broker
and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he
just gave
his best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first three
guys
explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says,
"Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major
disappointment. He
started out as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after 15
years.
In fact I just found out that he's gay and has several boyfriends.
But I
try to look at the bright side, his boyfriends just bought him a
new Mercedes,
a new house,and $1 million in stock for his birthday."

cheatguru wrote:
> 15 why do you ask.
I dont think youre being rude.

Gah.... Please stop multiposting like this. Click the button ONCE to submit your post. If things are going very slowly, you do NOT need to press it again - either wait patiently, or go back to the thread to see if it has been posted or not. More often than not, it will have been.

ok fair enough then.
do you like my lokes

ok fair enough then.
do you like my lokes