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Fri 11/05/01 at 13:58
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Posts: 787
Heres a few rib ticklers

Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go
by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front of them. The old dog lifts it's hind leg and begins to lick his
privates as dogs always seem to do.

One of the old men says to the other, "Boy, I sure wish I could
do that."

After a short pause, the other old man says, "Well, go ahead, he
looks like a friendly dog!"
Fri 11/05/01 at 20:30
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Posts: 16,558
My god he's taken himself away from planetarion.
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:45
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Grix, Sniper and FM are discussing their kids' names.

Grix says "I'm from Wales, my kid is called David, after the patron saint."

FM says "I'm from England, my kid is called George, for similar reasons."

Sniper says "I've got Irish heritage, so I called my kid Potato."

:-)
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:41
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"i'll destroy you al"
Posts: 437
well i aint seen any spelling mistakes from you pal
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:34
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"Infantalised Forums"
Posts: 23,089
No, for when you are as
> intelligent as he, it is very difficult to implement a suitable
> level of intelligence on these forums. We are so far below his level
> of reasoning, it is almost impossible for him to guage his writing
> style suitably for us to read, and so unfortunately this is what we
> get. If he used even a hundredth of his true cerebral processing,
> we'd fail to comprehend even the basic meaning of his posts.

It all fits now.
That would explain why the type resembles Jar Jar Binks so much.

Tell me Guru, do you possess such power?
Is it true?

"and may I be the 1st to welcome our Insect Overlords and point out that they will need in making sure the workers toil hard in the salt mines"
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:32
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"Eric The Half A Bee"
Posts: 5,347
ahhhh... young love... isnt it sweet

:)
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:32
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I think you're all underestimating cheatguru. Clearly, he did not cut and paste that post, but wrote it all out from memory, with no spelling mistakes. He hides his intellect further, by putting carriage returns in seemingly pointless places, to give the impression of cut & paste.

No, for when you are as intelligent as he, it is very difficult to implement a suitable level of intelligence on these forums. We are so far below his level of reasoning, it is almost impossible for him to guage his writing style suitably for us to read, and so unfortunately this is what we get. If he used even a hundredth of his true cerebral processing, we'd fail to comprehend even the basic meaning of his posts.
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:30
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"i'll destroy you al"
Posts: 437
stop it stop it stop it stop it or or or or ill ill ill kill kill kill kill kill you you you you you you you youy
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:29
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"Infantalised Forums"
Posts: 23,089
Oh goody.

It has been my life long quest to discover food that can type.
Now my work is done and I can rest.

Praise Frankenfood
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:27
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"i'll destroy you al"
Posts: 437
i was talking to goatboy
Fri 11/05/01 at 15:25
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