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"a chestnut just exploded in my face"

I am currently being treated for shock and nut-inhalation THROUGH MY EYES. Not happy, not happy at all.

I am currently being treated for shock and nut-inhalation THROUGH MY EYES. Not happy, not happy at all.

how did it happen to you because it happened to me but I was messing around with fireworks and them

Did you get hit in the face with the full load of this "nut"?

I cooked it then made the mistake of trying to eat it. Cracked the shell open and it went off like a hand grenade. I think it was off. The inside looks like cous cous.

cookie monster wrote:
> Did you get hit in the face with the full load of this
> "nut"?

I did. The full load. It just kept coming. It's all over my face and clothes...wait a minute, are you trying to get some sort of innuendo filled reply out of me?

Should have been wearing safety goggles...

unknown kernel wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Did you get hit in the face with the full load of this
> "nut"?
>
> I did. The full load. It just kept coming. It's all over my face
> and clothes...wait a minute, are you trying to get some sort of
> innuendo filled reply out of me?

Yeah, keep talking im almost done.

*Strains*

How strange

unknown kernel wrote:
> I did. The full load. It just kept coming. It's all over my face
> and clothes...

I don't know what this thread is about and I'm starting to get very scared...

This reminds me of the time I sucked this guys balls and he got spunk in my eye.