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"I'm ill"

I have a cold and I'm all achey and stuff.


Comfort me.

Lawrence wrote:

> Just look for ur nearest GUM clinic.
>
> Anyone seen Sex, warts and all?..Totally puts people off sex!

GUM standing for what ??

or†ega wrote:
> drink some TCP.

I got soup instead, but thanks for the idea.

TCP is the stuff that smells like ass yeh?

Paradox: wrote:
> I probably should go to the clinic actually, just out of interest.
>
> I'm unsure where it is though.
>
> Can you get an STD test at a regular clinic, or is it a special one?
> There's a clinic near my old primary school, see, but I think it
> might just be a maternity one.


Just look for ur nearest GUM clinic.

Anyone seen Sex, warts and all?..Totally puts people off sex!

drink some TCP.

Will chocolate make me feel better, or sick?

I probably should go to the clinic actually, just out of interest.

I'm unsure where it is though.

Can you get an STD test at a regular clinic, or is it a special one? There's a clinic near my old primary school, see, but I think it might just be a maternity one.

Paradox: wrote:
> Erm, I probably have several STDs now, but It's just a cold, I think.

You hope. Next stop a trip to the clinic.

and dont forget good ol' Hep B

Herpes twice, and the clap?

ßulle†† wrote:
> Could that be related to your weekend? ;-)

Erm, I probably have several STDs now, but It's just a cold, I think.