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"Aquila vs. Bernard's Watch"

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Wed 10/11/04 at 15:53
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"bei-jing-jing-jing"
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If you were randomly offered either Bernard's Watch, or Aquila, which would you rather have, and why?

Gogogogo!
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:44
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"aka memo aaka gayby"
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cookie monster wrote:
> Its not arsedness level thats stopping you, its moral fibre.

It's actually because I wouldn't want my mother to know how embarrassingly small my winky is.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:41
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"bei-jing-jing-jing"
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cookie monster wrote:
> You could also fap in front of your mother without her even knowing!

Ahahahahaha!

Cookie wins for best reason, I swallowed my gum laughing at that.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:40
"period drama"
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If she's sitting down, you stop time, strip her naked and move her into another chair. Stop time. Dress-up, back into the first chair. Start time.

Wonderful.

One day, just forget to move her back again - just swap around the chairs you're sitting in and don't say a word.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:37
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FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Maybe just show her for a split second, then stop time again, finish
> up and sit back down. You could drive her slowly into peverse
> insanity.

Ahaha, you stop time while she is sleeping then cover the walls in faeces, let her wake up, express shock, stop time, clean it up and then ride the waves of psychosis.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:34
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Merm wrote:
> I would do that, but I CBA.

Its not arsedness level thats stopping you, its moral fibre.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:34
"period drama"
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cookie monster wrote:
> You could also fap in front of your mother without her even knowing!

Maybe just show her for a split second, then stop time again, finish up and sit back down. You could drive her slowly into peverse insanity.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:33
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"aka memo aaka gayby"
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I would do that, but I CBA.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:30
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"+34 Intellect"
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Bernards watch, what more can you want than ALL THE TIME YOU WANT?

You could also fap in front of your mother without her even knowing!
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:27
"period drama"
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He already does, you can tell.
Wed 10/11/04 at 19:24
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"SOUP!"
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I would SO use Bernard's Watch for perverse things.

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