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Clearly this new stance_may_vary creature, who managed to manipulate the system to make himself staff regular even when he clearly was NOT a regular (in a frankly disgusting abuse of his power), turns the site in to the internet equivalent of a prisoner of war camp.
Fight the system, comrades.
Clearly this new stance_may_vary creature, who managed to manipulate the system to make himself staff regular even when he clearly was NOT a regular (in a frankly disgusting abuse of his power), turns the site in to the internet equivalent of a prisoner of war camp.
Fight the system, comrades.
screenprint it before we lose everything!
You can't censor the truth!
Facist SR. Bring back BERADS.
If they were actually any good, they wouldn't need to delete all this negative stuff anyway - because it wouldn't even exist.
You understand, SR staffies, that smashing every mirror in the world doesn't make you any less ugly.
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Do not be mean to us - we really nice in real life, just crap at our jobs. As a retail site, we need to concentrate on not concentrating on ant customer service, so your well-placed barbs will be removed before they cause any harm to our fragile flesh
Do not state the actual truth - or any version of the so-called truth other than The Truth According to SR (now avaliable in paperback) - doing so will result in your immediate removal from the mortal realm by means unknown to gods and men, just to us.
Shut up - we own you, you stupid little children. And even though we have ultimate power and will, naturally, weild it in the stupidest way possible - even against the once-called 'untouchables' - Snuggly forgot to leave his balls behind, so we'll ignore / ban / delete you even if you do say nasty things
Do not ask questions - It is not your place to ask questions. We can do what we like, because Tony hired us, and Tony is God - even though he's totally neglected his duties due to actually being dead and rotting, the contract still stands. All questions are answered in The Truth According to SR anyway, so we'll just ignore you until you buy it. If we do answer you, we're lying.
Do not presume you can do our jobs better than us - you can, but just don't say so, because you'll get banned. And so will all your little friends.
Do not post words - doing so will result in an immediate banning, especially use of the word 'you' indicating the SR company as a whole follow by phrases such as 'suck', 'are utterly crap', 'are useless, facist asscrunts' and 'don't have a clue what;s going on here, do you?'
My decision is final - actually, scrap all the other rules. If I don't like you, or if you're mean to my slothesque work-bum-friends, you're out of here, pathetic child.
We need to find the one to sort this out.