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"Fallen Toothpaste"

What's the worst thing that can happen when you've slept in, got wet socks on, spilt breakfast everywhere and can't find your travel pass?

TOOTHPASTE FALLING OFF THE BRUSH... WHY WHY?

It's that damn taps fault, looking at me... planning every attack on my patience.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I came

Hehehehe.


Sorry

Sums up my week as well. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Super Kev just summed up my week.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I came home early
>
> Damn everything and everyone to hell

Afternoon

Everything is against you. The sugar falling off the spoon as you are putting it in your drink. The water splashing you in the crouch when you turn the taps on. The soap finding its way into your eyes when you wash your face. THAT dribble after you have been to the toilet (men you know what I mean. The car that splashes you with the great big puddle when you walk past it. Sitting on public transport next to the smelliest goon in the world. Crazy people that come up & talk to you for no reason. Being late for where you need to be & getting a mouthful when its not your fault. Your boss/teachers being in a really bad mood & taking it out on you just because they aren't getting any. Having to deal with customers who are either to thick or just to damn argumentative to listen. Sitting next to the same smelly goon on your way home. Just as you are getting home it rains, getting you drenched. Not getting any loving your self, wrong time on the month. Burning your dinner when you are starving. The list could go on forever.
Its all a conspiracy. Everyone & everything is against you. Call Mulder & Scully.

I came home early

Damn everything and everyone to hell

Sheepy. Thats very true as toothpaste stains. Then you are even more later as you have to change your clothes.

Peeing down your leg maybe?

I had a biscuit with some toothpaste on a week ago. It was tasty.

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