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I went looking for a relationship with meaning when I was 15. I went to all the local dives to look for a serious relationship with someone the same age. I went out to find someone who is 6 years older than 9. Which equals 15 by the way.
Did you know that 6 years younger than 9 is 3? A scary thought. PRETEENSEXVIBES.
The reason I say this is because I’m sick of seeing these two people who are both 80 years old and they’re always together. They always go out on the town and make love to each other and shave their genitals. I’m so jealous.
Because When I’m 80 I’ll care about what she looks like and how good she is in bed. When I’m 15 I care more about her long, mature life and what she’s like as a person. Forget you ever liked Barbie love because these hairs in your never regions are turning you into an adult. Only 6 years after you were 9. That thought really turns me on.
That’s why chat up lines is so damned important at this tender age. I really, really care where she comes from and her inspirational, wise words on abortion and stuff, I want to know her name and compliment it.
Oh what a lovely name you have. I really care what it is because you obviously picked it yourself. I’m sure you’ll go far in life. Can I eat your chest now?
All humans are sexy. My 75-year-old widow and me still drink sweat from each other’s precious belly buttons. A thimble full of salty goodness. It’s a placebo actually. Oh My God! I used it. The magic word. Only 3 more to go now. 3 more and people will see my big words and realise that I’m amazing at life because I obviously care what people think.
All the time.
I went looking for a relationship with meaning when I was 15. I went to all the local dives to look for a serious relationship with someone the same age. I went out to find someone who is 6 years older than 9. Which equals 15 by the way.
Did you know that 6 years younger than 9 is 3? A scary thought. PRETEENSEXVIBES.
The reason I say this is because I’m sick of seeing these two people who are both 80 years old and they’re always together. They always go out on the town and make love to each other and shave their genitals. I’m so jealous.
Because When I’m 80 I’ll care about what she looks like and how good she is in bed. When I’m 15 I care more about her long, mature life and what she’s like as a person. Forget you ever liked Barbie love because these hairs in your never regions are turning you into an adult. Only 6 years after you were 9. That thought really turns me on.
That’s why chat up lines is so damned important at this tender age. I really, really care where she comes from and her inspirational, wise words on abortion and stuff, I want to know her name and compliment it.
Oh what a lovely name you have. I really care what it is because you obviously picked it yourself. I’m sure you’ll go far in life. Can I eat your chest now?
All humans are sexy. My 75-year-old widow and me still drink sweat from each other’s precious belly buttons. A thimble full of salty goodness. It’s a placebo actually. Oh My God! I used it. The magic word. Only 3 more to go now. 3 more and people will see my big words and realise that I’m amazing at life because I obviously care what people think.
All the time.