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"Proof that a white collar criminal, is still a criminal"

"This guy thought he could drink, drive and get away with it. The next bars he'll be seeing will be behind them...in JAAAAAAAAAAAIL."

"In this part of the country, they call motorcyclists who run, organ donors."

Ahahaha, cracker.

Dear Officer Bunnell:

Ever since the death of my mother, I've been suffering from terrible depression and have even occasionally thought about suicide. Should I seek counseling, or will this feeling pass?

Just a Little Down in Tempe


TEMPE, ARIZONA:

A routine traffic stop turns into a LONG NIGHT for Officer David Winke of the Arizona State Police. Unknown to him, the man he just pulled over is in a DRUG-INDUCED SUICIDAL RAGE, just like yours. In pursuit, officers try a daring move to clear the intersection ahead of this speeding nutcase, who has NO CONCERN for the lives of HUNDREDS of motorists coming the other direction. Watch as the suspect's front bumper comes within INCHES of a passing pickup. Then, in a final fit of desperation, the suspect ditches the still-moving car, and is captured on foot, and sentenced to FIVE YEARS in prison. Don't let this happen to YOU. Our law enforcement officers put their lives on the line EVERY NIGHT to keep the streets safe for those who WANT TO LIVE. If you feel you're in danger of becoming a raging lunatic, PLEASE do yourself and other well-meaning citizens a favor, and seek professional help IMMEDIATELY.

Sheriff John Bunnell


(ahahahahahaha)
obviously it's a pisstake (durrr)

"Suspects out of control. Out of options. Out of their MIND! These booze-fuelled bandits have just run out of options. And straight into the long arm of THE LAW."

"It's like surgey at high speed, surgery where the surgeon can DIE!"

"Now this maniac is having his own private party. IN JAIL!"

"Before parking behind that dump truck, make sure that DUMP truck driver isn't a DUMB truck driver!"

"Whenever you are in a high-speed chase, it is going to be dangerous. But when you are involved in a high speed chase going 100 MPH down the wrong way of the highway, then it is really dangerous."

"These young hoodlums were doing some hard driving, but now they'll be doing some hard time IN JAIL!"