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"Pantomime Auditions"

Yesterday, we had our auditions for the College pantomime, "Hans, the Witch, and the Gobbin".

Out of a class of forty-two, I was fourth to audition. We stayed in the theatre block, a rehearsal room, to practice while people were called into the actual theatre.

It wasn't long before I was told I had to go. I walked round and stood with my (fit) friend Kasia, as she waited to go in for her's. She was called in. Then the adrenaline started to kick in - I was next. I whispered my monologue to myself as I heard Kasia do a Gollum/Smeagol piece from "The Two Towers" followed by an unaudible song.

She left, we hugged, I breathed a heavy sigh.

Just a few seconds passed, and I heard one of my tutor's shout, "Thankyou, Hibey."

I walked in, there were three of 'em. All complete with bland expressions. I started, "Today, I'll be performing a monologue from the play "I Hate Hamlet" by Paul Rudnick; followed by singing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" from "The Lion King".

"Just move back into the spotlight for us, please" was the response. Oh well, no time like the present. I began. When I finished, they thanked me and I walked out. A few mates were there waiting for their turn. They told me I did really well, I can sing evidently. Then I started getting the adrenaline shakes.

Today, we read through the scripts for the first time. It's a very funny play, and I'll have a lot of fun doing it. I put my name down for which particular characters I'm interested in playing, and we all found out ho gets what on Monday.

She will be looking for a ring, why dont you give her one?

cookie monster wrote:
> And then we be master of the precious!

I repeat - she's fit!

yarr wrote:
> 2-0?
> oh DEAR.
>
> Hibernator?
>
> ooooh DEEEEEEARRRRRR.
> Terrible.
>
> But alas, I still await the loser club's next performance with great
> anticipation.

Goodie good, gorgeus, we perform in four weeks on Monday.

2-0?
oh DEAR.

Hibernator?

ooooh DEEEEEEARRRRRR.
Terrible.

But alas, I still await the loser club's next performance with great anticipation.

yarr wrote:
> Yes, because I care.
>
> But Hibey?
> AGaghahghahah

Everybody calls me by my shortened first name, so Hibey is actually a pretty good cover for The Hibernator.

2-0

Yes, because I care.

But Hibey?
AGaghahghahah

And then we be master of the precious!

yarr wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> "Thankyou, Hibey."
>
> Gahahah, you loser.

You are so cute. But try as hard as you will, you ain't getting my real name.

eye'Aoe wrote:
> Are you gay?

No. Why? Didn't you read the "my (fit) friend kasia" part?

The Hibernator wrote:
> "Thankyou, Hibey."

Gahahah, you loser.