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"Blokes are weirdos!!"

My ex and his mate r tying to wind me up. My ex gave his mate my number so he can text me and ask me out for a drink.

I text my ex asking why he gave out my number and he asked what his mate had text me so i told him and the reply i got was..

'i didn't ******* give him your number, why don't u go out with him then, why r u telling me this?'

er..cos u asked!!!

Then i text his mate and told him to stop winding me up and he replied..

'winding who up?'

if the ***** had read the message i did state clearly that i said ME!!

grr..

conclusion..blokes are dumb and weird!!!

i agree

You're so suggestible - we should meet up.

wow, 2 offers in one night!

Build more ziggurats.

You must come alone wearing only a trenchcoat and kinky boots. And no male friends, I don't want to have to dump another 'package' in the River Ribble.

ha ha

i'm going now..Sex and the city is on!!

bye!!

Lader.

And I'll be seeing you later ... *looks at copy of 'single and lustful'*

cookie monster wrote:
> Build more ziggurats.

We demand addtional lumber!

I think Borat's working on the lumber.

I'm looking for a sawmill, but unfortunately it looks like I'll have to resort to the trusty old plane.