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"Blokes are weirdos!!"

My ex and his mate r tying to wind me up. My ex gave his mate my number so he can text me and ask me out for a drink.

I text my ex asking why he gave out my number and he asked what his mate had text me so i told him and the reply i got was..

'i didn't ******* give him your number, why don't u go out with him then, why r u telling me this?'

er..cos u asked!!!

Then i text his mate and told him to stop winding me up and he replied..

'winding who up?'

if the ***** had read the message i did state clearly that i said ME!!

grr..

conclusion..blokes are dumb and weird!!!

My ex and his mate r tying to wind me up. My ex gave his mate my number so he can text me and ask me out for a drink.

I text my ex asking why he gave out my number and he asked what his mate had text me so i told him and the reply i got was..

'i didn't ******* give him your number, why don't u go out with him then, why r u telling me this?'

er..cos u asked!!!

Then i text his mate and told him to stop winding me up and he replied..

'winding who up?'

if the ***** had read the message i did state clearly that i said ME!!

grr..

conclusion..blokes are dumb and weird!!!

Correction - the blokes you know are dumb, weird, retarded and partial to sex with rodents.

whoops....

So you've had them both at the same time then?

Fair play to you dear, hey, it's the millenium!

I realised how that sounded after i posted it!!

Actually my ex (if u can call him that) just had a 3-some with my mate and her mate, who r other pretty rodentish

I couldn't have a threesome unless it was with 2 ladies. If I had to see a blokes face while I ... well, I wouldn't consider myself a man after that.

i couldn't have a 3-some at all, i'm too possessive for all of that!

You'll do as you're told.

ha ha, u into that then?

Two women doing everything in their power to make me tingle from head to toe for 5 hours a night?

Nah, it's dirty.