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"Blokes are weirdos!!"

My ex and his mate r tying to wind me up. My ex gave his mate my number so he can text me and ask me out for a drink.

I text my ex asking why he gave out my number and he asked what his mate had text me so i told him and the reply i got was..

'i didn't ******* give him your number, why don't u go out with him then, why r u telling me this?'

er..cos u asked!!!

Then i text his mate and told him to stop winding me up and he replied..

'winding who up?'

if the ***** had read the message i did state clearly that i said ME!!

grr..

conclusion..blokes are dumb and weird!!!

Just blinded by ego, women are the weird ones.

Lawrence wrote:
Blokes are weirdos!!

And its taken you how long to work this one out?

:)

No the ladies are the weird ones.

Why would, erm, Cubist be offended?

I thought Lawrence was gay at first, then I realised he was a she.

[S]no offense, Cubist...

Always, I have a great technique.

Don't forget to sand it down reeeeaal smooth.

I'm looking for a sawmill, but unfortunately it looks like I'll have to resort to the trusty old plane.

I think Borat's working on the lumber.

cookie monster wrote:
> Build more ziggurats.

We demand addtional lumber!