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For my filmaday claim...
The Erotic Witch Project?
We're all wondering what this is and why people are buying it,who'd splash out on this?
I think I know what it's about and how it ends...but I'm curious in a "Is it the plot? Is that why they like this?" kinda way.
I'm leaning towards getting this, watching it and spilling the goods on what the fascination is.
Thing is, how do I explain it to my mates and missus?
"No, look, I only chose it for a laugh y'see,because it's been riding the charts for weeks and nobody can figure out who's buying it..so I got it..but it's not like I want to watch it"
Yeah...that'd go down well.
(For fun, how many puns can you spot? Sorry, it's early and I'm hungover)
The Erotic Witch Project?
We're all wondering what this is and why people are buying it,who'd splash out on this?
I think I know what it's about and how it ends...but I'm curious in a "Is it the plot? Is that why they like this?" kinda way.
I'm leaning towards getting this, watching it and spilling the goods on what the fascination is.
Thing is, how do I explain it to my mates and missus?
"No, look, I only chose it for a laugh y'see,because it's been riding the charts for weeks and nobody can figure out who's buying it..so I got it..but it's not like I want to watch it"
Yeah...that'd go down well.
(For fun, how many puns can you spot? Sorry, it's early and I'm hungover)
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From the "educational films" I have been forced to watch by evil friends, I have learned the following about sex:
You must have a perm and moustache
You can only get amorous with wah-wah music on the stereo
Discovering a woman alone in her house will always lead to wah-wah action
There must be flock wallpaper
Doorbells herald loving
Being a pool cleaner is a sure fire way to score with women
You must be American and say "Yeah baby"
Apparently, only women of dubious parentage have sex ,and you must ask "Who is your daddy?"
I think that's about it.
You must have a perm and moustache
You can only get amorous with wah-wah music on the stereo
Discovering a woman alone in her house will always lead to wah-wah action
There must be flock wallpaper
Doorbells herald loving
Being a pool cleaner is a sure fire way to score with women
You must be American and say "Yeah baby"
Apparently, only women of dubious parentage have sex ,and you must ask "Who is your daddy?"
I think that's about it.
Yes, thats right Goatboy...
you buy the 'erotic witch project' because WE wanted you to see it...
And not because your vainly attempting to validate the purchase of cut price porn...
Not in any way, no siree. How could I even get the idea that, that was what you were trying to do?
I just dont know?
:)
You could tell us what happened in the movie after you've watched it... You could make the money back by hiring it out to minors... You could use the films storyline as a basis to help explain sex to younger generations... You could explain to us what sex is and how its done, I missed that day is school, and these days, not knowing is, quite frankly, becomeing a little embarrasing
you buy the 'erotic witch project' because WE wanted you to see it...
And not because your vainly attempting to validate the purchase of cut price porn...
Not in any way, no siree. How could I even get the idea that, that was what you were trying to do?
I just dont know?
:)
You could tell us what happened in the movie after you've watched it... You could make the money back by hiring it out to minors... You could use the films storyline as a basis to help explain sex to younger generations... You could explain to us what sex is and how its done, I missed that day is school, and these days, not knowing is, quite frankly, becomeing a little embarrasing
Goatboy, it's got to be done!
Go for it my son!
Go for it my son!
"Curiousity made the Goatboy single again..."
For my filmaday claim...
The Erotic Witch Project?
We're all wondering what this is and why people are buying it,who'd splash out on this?
I think I know what it's about and how it ends...but I'm curious in a "Is it the plot? Is that why they like this?" kinda way.
I'm leaning towards getting this, watching it and spilling the goods on what the fascination is.
Thing is, how do I explain it to my mates and missus?
"No, look, I only chose it for a laugh y'see,because it's been riding the charts for weeks and nobody can figure out who's buying it..so I got it..but it's not like I want to watch it"
Yeah...that'd go down well.
(For fun, how many puns can you spot? Sorry, it's early and I'm hungover)
The Erotic Witch Project?
We're all wondering what this is and why people are buying it,who'd splash out on this?
I think I know what it's about and how it ends...but I'm curious in a "Is it the plot? Is that why they like this?" kinda way.
I'm leaning towards getting this, watching it and spilling the goods on what the fascination is.
Thing is, how do I explain it to my mates and missus?
"No, look, I only chose it for a laugh y'see,because it's been riding the charts for weeks and nobody can figure out who's buying it..so I got it..but it's not like I want to watch it"
Yeah...that'd go down well.
(For fun, how many puns can you spot? Sorry, it's early and I'm hungover)
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