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"Some old woman has spoiled my night"

Just finished work, had to run the place myself. So I'm sending the papers back when a hospital person comes to till.

I scan her three items, give change etc and I head back over to do that papers.

I'm halfway there when she asks if I can put it in a bag for her. Even though there is bags right in front of her. So, I bite my tounge and put her stuff in a bag.

" Don't throw it at me "

I manage to stop myself smashing her face in and walk over to do my papers. She walks past me out the shop and says

" I'll tell your boss young man "

Then I nearly ran after her and butchered her to death.

I'm trying to think what to say to my boss when I see him.

I'm trying to think what to say to my boss when I see him.

Don't cry

What do you reckon the secret ingredient is in Aunt Bessie's yorksire puddings... missed a marketing chance there.

Should have bricked her.

And said, "You forgot your purse."

"Oh woops, I need glasses."

My word, I ran an under-staffed (meaning nobody else) by myself for nine hours and some old boot is going to complain because I didn't pack a bloody bag for her EVEN THOUGH THEY WERETHD AGYRGUY|KRKSRR

kill her.

Should have given her some bad bananas.

And I mean baaaaaaaaaaad.

Just finished work, had to run the place myself. So I'm sending the papers back when a hospital person comes to till.

I scan her three items, give change etc and I head back over to do that papers.

I'm halfway there when she asks if I can put it in a bag for her. Even though there is bags right in front of her. So, I bite my tounge and put her stuff in a bag.

" Don't throw it at me "

I manage to stop myself smashing her face in and walk over to do my papers. She walks past me out the shop and says

" I'll tell your boss young man "

Then I nearly ran after her and butchered her to death.