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"I feel like I'm dying."

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It feels like something's biting my stomach and won't let go.
And I only took 5 paracetamol because I didn't think my body was as hardcore as Whitestripes'.

Help?

aaaaarrrghhhhhh

[face]

Merm wrote:
> I'm still pretty sore. :' {

Be at peace son of Gondor.

:'{

I'm still pretty sore. :' {

I wonder if it'll be gone in the morning.
I need pain relief. Maybe a good tug will help.

Heh Blank :-)

Man-o-steel

Whatever happened to good old fashioned two fingers down the throat, cutty your belly open with a stanley knife and literally pulling your inards out through your anus? That's what we did in my day, seems like you namby pambies can't handle it.

Whatever happened to vegetable soup in the toilet and around the mouth and "mum I just chucked up"

or, in my case, "I dont want to go to school today"

This trick worked better than I expected.

In future I'll be able to use it to get a few days off school.
I thought it would only be enough for one - score!

Heh - cancer of the pancreas.

I've been sick a few times and I feel a little better now.

OH NOES!!!!!!1111!1111