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"They're Starting Already"

Yep, yesterday it was the 26th and I had two sets of halloween scuzzers knocking at the door.

One group got 20p, and the other a Mars bar I found in the cupboard. Don't know how old it was mind :S

I know I'm a miserable old guy, but the 26TH??

It gets worse every year.

If I was the Queen I would ban Halloween.

ahhh

I once displayed a sweet to 'em and said: "Here is a treat".

Then, I unwrapped it and said "Here is a trick" before eating it.

Only ones I tolerate are the cute, little ones that come with their parents.

hose em down with t'hosepipe, and shout "trick" followed by "showed you"

cookie monster wrote:
> If i suspect trick or treaters, i dont answer the door.

Could be anyone, though, woudn't it be simpler to look out the window? If you see anyone who looks inhuman, then it's obviously trick-or-treaters or Michael Jackson. Either way, don't answer the door.

I gave them a loaf of bread once.

Stale.

If i suspect trick or treaters, i dont answer the door.

Apple Crumble wrote:
> Mwah.
>
> But she wears glasses.

I think he was talking about the pilfering 'loween kids.

The Queen sucks. She has no right to be where is today.



As for tick-or-treaters, I'm glad to say I haven't had any yet.

*Grabs breadknife* - But I'm ready for 'em.

Mwah.

But she wears glasses.

Bummer :(

Fill a water pistol with citric acid.

Aim for their eyes.