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"Wish me luck."

Don't know whether I should post this or not, but anyway.

Tommorrow, through the advice of a friend, I shall be taking 6 paracetamol at 6:15am. Then apparently by 7am when I get up, I should look pale and sickly, without actually being very ill at all. Hence missing school and getting my mid-term break a little early.

Great plan huh?

Dante, you rang... wrote:
> I'm a fool

Super Kev wrote:
> mattributé wrote:
> I love you, Dante
>
> Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear.

Just saying a fact that happens to alot of people, if he wants to kill himself with paracetamols then he is stupid and he might have had the same problem so this is why I explained it.
Anyway it's not for you so the best thing you can do is jump off of a cliff and shout I'm a fool before you die.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

There's a part of me thats saying "This is just a joke thread" thing, to see what replies people would give.

Dante's was the best

"I used to get bullied all the time"

No one cares mate, quit the life story.

Some of these replies scare me.

mattributé wrote:
> I love you, Dante

Oh dear.

I love you, Dante

if you fake your own death, you can go underground and help the mafia.


alternatively you could stop being a wuss and actually go to skl, learn, get qualifications, get a job, earn money and be happy.

now there is a plan and a half... 3plans over two infact.

Get a grip you stupid fool. I wish I was still at school. Best days of your life someone told me at the time, but I didn't believe them. Looking back on it, it was. Life only gets worse. First it'll be 6 pills, then you will take to drink, then it'll be drugs & to top it off you will died alone in a drug den with a needle hanging out your arm.

*slaps Merm around the head*

The genius of this thread is unparalleled.